An Ode To Doug: A Rogue Hornet Who Left Me No Choice

It was a day like any other when first I encountered him. While sitting in my chair I sipped coffee whilst basking in the warm sun, taking slow drags off my cigarette. My head was looking down at my phone in my lap when I guess this little dude had decided to fly my way…

Ode To The Departed

Saturday I woke up with much chagrin at the discovery of our coffee machine failing to percolate. It’s a good thing we had a backup or my neighbors would have seen me, and all my morning glory, begging for coffee. I have decided to say a few words about the dearly departed, if I might….

Best Ben & Jerry’s # 3

For those of you who have read this blog I first and foremost want to thank you. You are the wind beneath my wings. I believe that is the name of a song. A little hard to say for sure because I presently am inebriated. But for first time readers, welcome. Awhile back I embarked…

Best Ben & Jerry’s: #2 Half Baked

Keeping in line with my favorite ice creams, I would have to say Ben & Jerry’s has to be my favorite by far. I decided to document this discovery of favorite flavors and it has led me to this. Coming in at number 2 is “Half Baked.” Props to my friend Harley for mentioning it…